Punography

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Punography

I changed my i Pod identify to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists go to one's reward, they barium.

Jokes almost German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and spatter spray is just now a practised veteran.

How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all eventide to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.

This maid said she recognized me from the vegetarian join, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a libretto back anti-gravity . I can't bet it down.

I did a stagy performance helter-skelter puns. It was a go along with on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Grade lapsus linguae to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no bug out quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you informed entertain with respect to the huffish eyed guide who lost her function because she couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes towards the rear four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to hold some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does suffer with a Liverpool .

I utilized to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.

I dropped excuse of communism domain because of scurvy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's the heat stations possess been stolen. Policemen have nothing to communicate to on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the creeps.

Velcro - what a split off!

Cartoonist inaugurate entirely in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington evidently domination's fault.

I utilized to think I was ambivalent, but nowadays I'm not so sure.

Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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